If I Only Had a Tail Contest Winner! January 3, 2014 >> 3 CommentsCongratulations Lisa W! It was a hard decision, because every entry made us laugh, but we choose Lisa’s ditty as the winner. Here it is: We could lay prone in the fallows And wade through all the shallows What things we could unveil If it’s hot it will cool us Nothing much will ever fool us Oh the wonders of a tail! Email us at email@example.com to redeem your present. Willie says thanks for all the smiles, and Ha Ha! He loves his tail (lucky guy!).